Hitedd

summary :
tired of sawborg destructo's plots against GWAR , beefcake the mighty hires eddie the head to deal with him

plot :
the story begins on the streets of new york , beefcake the mighty is buying crack pebbles from a crack dealer when sawborg destructo walks up challenging beefcake to a duel , beefcake punches him in the face and stomps away , later that night , at GWAR headquarters , beefcake goes on and on about how sick and tired he is of sawborg always planning and plotting against GWAR , and wishes to put a stop to it , then he comes up with a idea , he pulls out a laptop that he stole from a computer geek that he killed , and looks up "hitman" , and finds something on iron maiden's mascot , eddie the head , and he sends a email to him , and only 2nds later , he hears a knock on the door , and when he goes to answer it , he sees eddie , and beefcake comments that he is fast , and quiet , "and very good at dramatic silence" , which beefcake says he likes , when beefcake asks how they do things , eddie conjures a contract , which reads "who is my target ?" , beefcake signs "sawborg destructo" , and eddie makes the contract disappear and heads off to find and destroy sawborg , later , beefcake has invited the rest of GWAR to come witness sawborg's ultimate demise , they look through the window of sawborg's lair , inside , eddie sneaks up on sawborg , and attacks , they both manage to overpower eachother , and eddie manages to win , and leaves sawborg's lair , thinking sdawborg dead , and GWAR returns to antarctica to gloat about sawborg's supposed death