La Dino De Amor

The episode starts with all of the GWARriors sitting in the front room. Pustulus has a large plate of pancreases in front of him, he's sitting by Balsac who is playing with his science geeks action figures. Beefcake is seated on his other side, texting on the phone. Blothar is sitting to the right of Pustulus, reading a porn magazine. Jizmak is in the middle, shining a sword.  

Pustulus eats a pancreas and drinks blood forming a blood moustache. Blothar, never losing an oportunity for a competition goads him into making blood moustaches. Beefcake, Balsac, and Jizmak join in and it becomes in all out friendly war of the staches. The front door flies open and Gor Gor goes out of it. A few minutes later, GWAR realize Gor Gor is gone and go to look for him. Gor Gor is meanwhile outside and ends up in Mexico.

He meets a Mexican woman named Patricia and they hang out. This upsets her ex-fiancé, Juan. GWAR cannot find Gor Gor and worry a lot. Back in Mexico, Gor Gor hangs out more with Patricia and Juan comes and kidnaps them.

They are in a cell when Gor Gor gets out and makes it past the guards. Then he defeats Juan in battle and saves Patricia. He then leaves her, making her sad. Back at the Fortress, GWAR is about to give up and assume the worst when Gor Gor comes in through the front door, and GWAR rejoices.