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Medically Potted Out

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After a visit to the doctor, Beefcake comes home on medical marijuana, and begins acting loopy. Jizmak escorts him to his room, and the other GWARriors come in carrying in human limbs they got from the supermarket. When they take the limbs to the kitchen, Jizmak rushes in saying Beefcake has escaped. When they go to the helechopper to search for him, they find he has taken it, and resort to hijacking a cruise ship and killing everybody on board. In Chicago, GWAR finds the helechopper in the aquarium. The scene then cuts to Beefcake, still loopy, chasing a giant hamburger, and condiments saying "Sauce!" repeatedly. The scene then cuts back to Iron Maiden's Nicko McBrain as the hamburger, and the GWARriors as condiments, yelling "Stop!". Nicko says it's not funny anymore, and it's just weird, and runs away, Beefcake continuing to chase him. Meanwhile, Sleazy P. Martini, who is in his limo, hears about Beefcake's actions on the radio. Balsac devises a plan to lure Beefcake back home. Jizmak flies the helechopper out of the aquarium, Blothar dumps the water out, and Balsac leads Beefcake to the helechopper using human fingertips. When all this is all said and done, GWAR returns to Antarctica and all the GWARriors sit on the couch. The medical marijuana wears off, and Beefcake says he had the weirdest dream: Pustulus burnt the kitchen, Blothar smashed the TV, Beefcake flew the helechopper into an aquarium and nibbled a couple of people.
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