GodsofWarAndRock on DeviantArthttps://www.deviantart.com/godsofwarandrock/art/Peace-And-Love-510246905GodsofWarAndRock

Deviation Actions

GodsofWarAndRock's avatar

Peace And Love

Published:
154 Views

Description

GWAR arrives in a town to do battle with the Destructos, who have stolen Sleazy's limo. GWAR expresses their interest for combat with the latter striking first. A young man who had just recently got into the band tries to help, but notices that Blothar is repeatedly smashing Techno Destructo's face with his sword. Balsac slams Bozo against the street and throws him, sickening the boy. Pustulus and Beefcake repeatedly punch Sawborg as Blothar stuffs Techno into the trash claiming that their lifestyle as warriors requires violence in order to teach their enemies a lesson. The boy counters that the Destructos never seem to learn their lesson prompting Beefcake to think that it's due to a lack of missiles, steals a bazooka from a weapons depot, and shoots one at each of the Destructos's faces, creating an explosion.

Returning to the GWAR Temple with the boy, the band members compliment their violence against the Destructos and mock their reactions upsetting the boy. He pleads for them to stop as violence shouldn't be allowed in their life. Beefcake reassures him it's not THAT bad and asks GWAR if they want human baby. Menacingly, Beefcake chops the infant with a saw while Blothar, Balsac, Jizmak, and Pustulus aggressively consume their pieces, scaring the boy. He proposes that GWAR stop using violence in combat but they refuse.

While playing Alien Vs. Predator, Pustulus throws a bag of human eyeballs at Beefcake in order to distract him and beat the high score. Angered, Beefcake shoves Pustulus and the two begin to battle. The boy arrives and has them play Sissy's Magical Ponycorn Adventure to avoid aggression and they reluctantly agree. However, upon seeing a big eyed unicorn, Beefcake and Pustulus become enchanted by the game's cuteness, though they don't know why. In Balsac's room, the boy informs Balsac that he can't find inner peace due to the position of his hands. To prove his point, the boy has Balsac look through a magnifying glass which reveals the skin cells in agony. Upon readjusting his hands, Balsac's jaws turn white. In Jizmak's room, the boy convinces Jizmak to watch a movie about flowers and ponies, which he reluctantly does. In the bathroom, Blothar notices a spider and begins to attack it, but the boy intervenes, insisting that violence is not the answer. Blothar apologizes to the spider. It, however, bites him and Blothar fears that the venom would soon kill him. The boy states that the spider is too small to cause injury but notices Blothar's swelling. However, the venom injects the idea of compassion within Blothar and he agrees that GWAR should stop being violent.

GWAR and the boy gather for a harmonious picnic outside. At a concert, GWAR begins playing harmonic music, inciting anger from the crowd, who begin throwing trash at the band, and the boy realizes his mistake. When one audience member wonders how GWAR ended up like this, the boy confesses his doing, and the audience member demands him to get them to go back to the way they were before. Later that day, GWAR volunteers at a daycare center to cheer up the children. The boy goes there to convince GWAR to go back to the way they were before, but they refuse, saying they have sworn off violence. After some more failed attempts, the boy realizes there is one thing that might get them to go back to their old ways, and pulls some crack out of his pockets. The dust triggers their violent instincts, and they return to the way they were. Then they kill everybody in the daycare center. Then they head to the Destructo's lair and mercilessly pummel the Destructos.

Image size
2655x1524px 132.76 KB
© 2015 - 2024 GodsofWarAndRock
Comments0
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In