Reptile King

The story starts off with Dr. Ivan Vendoff trying his best to extract reptile DNA. He is surrounded by cages that are filled with various reptile species, the only test subjects available to him. The scientific community has already found out about what he's done and have shunned him by cutting his funding. The enraged doctor nearly finishes extracting a sample of DNA when an alligator knocks over a bowl of toxic waste above him and sends its flying into beakers full of DNA. An explosion ignites and causes Vendoff's whole body to get mutilated. However, the toxic waste, along with some reptile DNA, seeps in through his scars. All of the reptiles start to flee the flames, but Vendoff commands them to help him. All of the reptiles come running back to him and, after Vendoff discovers his mental control over the reptiles, he calls himself the 'Reptile King'.

Meanwhile, GWAR is rolling some crack boulders into the fortress. Gor Gor is watching on from his keep as this happens. Meanwhile, the 'Reptile King' realizes that the human race has been holding out on reptiles for so long. He then begins a full domination on the world, vowing to have it cleansed it of it's humanity, reclaimed for the reptiles, and to have GWAR eliminated from the picture. Unusually large hordes of reptiles start invading tons of resturants, businesses, and even homes, which forces millionss of people to flee. The Reptile King is able to see the destruction through the eyes of every reptile and is pleased, but he then concludes that his reptiles may not be the ones who can stop GWAR forever. He then comments that he has sensed something that can; Some thing that is very ferocious - and something that can serve as his 'eyes' and protector. Meanwhile, Gor Gor is gnawing on a human arm, but the Reptile King enters his thoughts and tries to make Gor Gor join his side, causing the dinosaur to fall onto the ground. All of the GWARriors come in to investigate. Sleazy P. Martini calls GWAR, telling him that he is having a reptile problem. He has been forced to drop his money and climb up a telephone pole to seek refuge. GWAR are forced to come to his rescue. Once they have grabbed Sleazy, they all manage to jump onto the roof of a nearby building just before the reptiles completely destroy the telephone pole!! Sleazy then asks about what's happening and Balsac tells him that the attack must be coordinated by a 'higher intelligence' - some one who is controlling every reptile on Earth. Blothar then comments that Gor Gor could also be affected.

Meanwhile, Gor Gor is resting back in the Fortress and the Reptile King manages to make Gor Gor go into a reverie. The villain tries to make Gor Gor realize that both of them have similarities, such as the loss of their free-will, their mutation, and their reptile instinct. However, Gor Gor doesn't want to join him. Soon, GWAR and Sleazy return and they all ask Pustulus to poke Gor Gor with his club. Eventually, Gor Gor wakes up and Balsac and Beefcake escort him to his keep. After remembering somebody they faced who got himself involved with reptiles, they deduce that Vendoff is behind this. GWAR leave the fortress to put an end to Vendoff's mind games.

GWAR soon find an abandoned warehouse where the Reptile King has set up his base, but are set upon by a gigantic wave of reptiles and are forced to start running. Unfortunately, back at GWAR Headquarters, the Reptile King has finally convinced Gor Gor that GWAR don't have any need for him and Gor Gor falls under the villain's control. Sleazy then walks into Gor Gor's keep, delivering a human limb to Gor Gor. However, Gor Gor charges at him. Just as he is about to kill him, he is called to the Reptile King's side.

GWAR soon finds the hideout and wonder how they're going to destroy the reptiles that have followed them. Blothar then notices oil drums in front of them and he tells Beefcake to expose the oil by hitting the barrels with his sword. After this, Blothar cuts an electrical wire in half and sends both parts flying into the barrels, causing a small eruption that eliminates the reptiles. GWAR then enterw the hideout and Beefcake is surprised by the look of Vendoff's 'sad halloween costume'. Sleazy then calls Balsac with his cell phone and tells him that Gor Gor has left. Balsac wonders where he could've gone, but they then hear their pet roar right behind them and are shocked. Blothar tells GWAR's pet to snap out of his trance. The Reptile King tells GWAR about his evil plot and then orders Gor Gor to demolish his masters. Blothar tries to make the dinosaur refuse, but the Reptile King then removes the band that he covered his own face with, which reveals his terribly empty eyes. This forces Gor Gor to keep continuing forward. Blothar orders his bandmates to take down their own pet, but they all have their asses easliy whipped. Balsac realizes that Gor Gor may have been a vicious creature, but he might have been going easy on them for the 24 years they've had him...The GWARriors try to attack again, but Gor Gor outwits Pustulus, Beefcake, Jizmak, and Balsac, leaving Blothar to reluctantly duel with the beast, while the Reptile King watches. During the battle, Gor Gor is able to knock the sword out of Blothar's hand and then opens his mouth and holds it over Blothar. However, Blothar pulls out a photograph of Gor Gor when he was born. Blothar shows this to Gor Gor. Blothar then tells Balsac and Beefcake to pin Gor Gor to the ground. Blothar calls him "son" for the first time in a while and tells him that they need him. For one last time, Vendoff tells Gor Gor that his place is with his own kind, but Gor Gor finally snaps out of his trance after he is about to bite Blothar's head off, and, for the first (and only) time ever, Gor Gor speaks, saying "My place......is with my fathers!" Gor Gor then charges at the Reptile King and mauls him and throws him down on the floor, where he is carried away by dozens and dozens of reptiles. Blothar is happy to have Gor Gor back, and Beefcake comments that he thought he heard Gor Gor talk, and Balsac says he did.

Later, Gor Gor is seen in his keep and Blothar comes in just to make sure that he is okay. Blothar pats him on the back and compliments his victory over Reptile King. Gor Gor then smacks Blothar with his tail. Blothar then says that it is great to have his pet back and Gor Gor chuckles.