Waffles

Beefcake and Pustulus are playing a game of "Who can last the longest only saying 'waffles'." Jizmak want to join, Balsac calls the game stupid, and Blothar thinks it's super annoying. When Jizmak questions why the game is so great, Pust and Beef slip into an old-timey song number, "Waffles", which only has that one word sung repeatedly through the lyrics.

The song is so annoying that it triggers Blothar into pointing his sword at the two, but Jizmak stops him and Blothar calms down, asking to change the subject. Blothar asks the team what breakfast they feel like having. Everyone seems to agree on waffles.

Blothar proceeds to make waffles, following the recipe on the screen that reads: 2 eggs, flour, blood (for flavor), mix. When he presents the waffles to Pust and Beef, they flip the plate, throwing waffles at his face. Beefcake uses a picture to explain that Pusty and him meant "human sandwich" as they continue to say waffle over and over to sound like they are explaining with words.

Blothar intensifies again and holds his sword threateningly pointed at the two, but a distress signal goes off on his phone interrupting him. The call alerts the team that there is trouble at the docks of New York.
They rush to the helechopper to check it out, but Blothar stops Pusty and Beefy, telling them to stay. Balsac and Jizmak agree, and Pusty and Beefy continue having fun in the fortress.

The three Titans arrive in the warehouse and Sawborg Destructo reveals himself. Shocked, Blothar, Jizmak, and Balsac watch as blue lasers surround them, forming an indestructible cage. The alarm was a trap, and Sawborg gloats, saying he has thought of "every contingency." It proved true.

None of their weapons can destroy it.

Sawborg explains his plans. He needs control of GWAR's instruments. No one can access then without their permission.

In light of this, Sawborg hangs a mic in the cage and attempts hypnotizing the three with radioactive crack. When that doesn't work, he brings out a small looking robot called Torture Mech. The titans are not intimidated by it, but when Torture Mech unveils its hundreds of different torture devices, the GWARriors immediately give Sawborg their voice authorizations. The three agree it isn't worth getting tortured over, especially because Sawborg needs to get Beefcake and Pustulus to say the authorization, too. Confident that it is SO possible, Sawborg leaves to lure the other two GWARriors. Blothar is confident that Sawborg is no match for Pustulus and Beefcake's commitment to tomfoolery, and though Jizmak and Balsac hesitantly agree, Blothar mostly shows relief that they avoided torture.

Back in the Fortress, Pusty and Beefy are chilling until Sawborg's face shows up on Pustulus' phone. He maniacally reveals that he has captured their teammates and where they are located. Pust and Beef are appalled and angry, pointing at him to indicate they were coming for him, but Sawborg is thrown off by them saying waffles every time they speak. However he brushes if off, summarizing his message again and leaves the transmission.

Pustulus and Beefcake arrive at the crime scene, the other three GWARriors caged but in sight. Beefcake throws a spear at Sawborg but he easily dodges it and the two are captured by Torture Mech. They are strapped to a torture table and a microphone is hung above them, but the two keep speaking with only the word waffle as they spout their banter. Sawborg proceeds to use Torture Mech to torture them until they say the authorization. Pustulus and Beefcake scream in agony, but even their cries of pain are 'waffle's.

The three GWARriors in the cage flinch at the pain the two are going through, and Blothar has an idea. Balsac guesses it: Waffles. When Sawborg tells them to tell the waffle brothers to give them the codes, the caged GWARriors respond with 'waffles'.

A music montage starts. Blothar, Balsac, and Jizmak sing a pop rock auto tune version of The Waffles Song. Sawborg yells at them to stop, but they didn't. It was too much for him and he jumps on Torture Mech and rides away, through the wall, to escape the awful song.

The three GWARriors celebrate, dancing and singing the Waffle song again. Pustulus and Beefcake interrupts and tells them to stop, with the right words this time. The three GWARriors widen their eyes in surprise, asking the two why they stopped playing. Pustulus states in a matter of fact manner that the three ruined the game for them, and Beefcake agrees, all while being in terrible shape from the torture. Balsac then asks how are they going to get out of the cage, and Blothar simply responds, "waffles."